MEMORABLE QUOTES:

Roger De Bris: Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun!
Leo Bloom: [to Max] What pun?
Max Bialystock: Shut up, he thinks he's witty.


[Searching for the sure-fire flop]
Max Bialystock: "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good.


Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?


Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?


Hold me, Touch me: [locking the door to Max's office] Let's fool around. *this Hold me, Touch me person is a really old lady ha..*


Max Bialystock: Who are you and why are you loitering in my hallway?
Leo Bloom: [is silent]
Max Bialystock: Well? Speak dummy! Speak!
Leo Bloom: [gapsing] ... can't... scared...


Hold me, Touch me: Oh, hold me! Touch me!
Max Bialystock: Thursday! Thursday!


Hold me, Touch me: And after that, we'll play, "The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucretia", and I'll be Lucretia.
Max Bialystock: And I'll be Rape!


Roger De Bris: Wait!! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it.
[Pauses for one second]
Roger De Bris: I'll do it.








madami pa from the movie but i only found the ones in the broadway itself...basta, watch it..it rocks man! one of the best broadways ever..haha